You know you’re a farmgirl when …

 

… darning your sock doesn’t mean you’re cursing it, just nursing it.

You know you’re a farmgirl when …

 … you wake up in the middle of the night with another idea for using zucchini.

You know you’re a farmgirl when you sneak into your root cellar to count your jars of canned peaches one more time.

You know you’re a farmgirl when your favorite tune is the music canning jars make as they seal.

You know you’re a farmgirl when an amount of something is a peck of something.

You know you’re a farmgirl when you say, “that rude guy put a knot in my tail.”

You know you’re a farmgirl when you ask this about a job half done, “Why make two bites of a cherry?”

You know you’re a farmgirl when you say “Charge it to the dust and let the rain settle it.” (No need to be paid.)

You know you’re a farmgirl when you say things like, “Handy as a pocket in an apron.” 

… as dumb as a shovel.

… as full as a tick?

… as cute as a bug’s ear.

… as busy as popcorn in a hot skillet.

“Pass the cow paste please.” (Butter.)

Chime in! You know you’re a farmgirl when …

 

  1. HAHA, I can’t think of any phrases to contribute at the moment, but I will sure be using some of these! Can’t wait to try “Charge it to the dust and let the rain settle it” on some city slicker-type and watch the look of confusion on their face as they try to sort it out. Oh and Cow paste! Love it!

  2. Terry Steinmetz says:

    …you drive by a farm & smile knowing that someone there is doing what you love doing!

  3. Winnie Nielsen says:

    You know you are a Farmgirl when you wear your apron and declare that you are despite living in the suburbs!

  4. Cathy says:

    When asked to explain why you’re so happy and you say “Because life is just the right pinch of everything.”

  5. Eileen Stone says:

    You say “Good morning girls!” to your hens in the morning, & “goodnight” every evening after counting them to make certain every one is safe. You make special trips to market to buy their favorite dried meal worm treats.

  6. Shery says:

    You know you’re a farmgirl when…you make mud in the shower ;o)

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